DAY 12: On My Day

-1-2 a.m.: I’m trying to write a paper. I’m getting distracted on gmail and facebook though.

I fell asleep after writing this. Then, after waking up, I completely forgot I was supposed to bullet out my entire day. This list is the result of my best efforts with my crappy recall. You’ll also start recognizing that this is bound to be a shitty entry because my life is lame-o’s. Have fun!

-Woke up.
-Checked phone. 30 minutes of sleep left.
-Alarm rang.
-Was already awake but “snoozed” two more times anyways.
-Debated skipping.
-Decided against it.
-Moved my booty off from the bed and down onto the floor. The scene wasn’t as sexy as it sounds though.
-Did lady things like brushing teeth and washing face (most guys I know fail to do even this in the mornings).
-Changed outfit twice (for practical reasons; the relatively new dress shirt I initially put on had a missing button on an awkward area of my body).
-Walked to COMM107. Ran into roommate!
-10:00 a.m. = COMM107. Somehow ended up giving a speech to the class about padded swimsuits and plastic surgery.
-Walked back to dorm.
-Got “soapy and naked.”
-Mom picked me up from school.
-Ate at a Korean restaurant. Didn’t eat all that much (of my spicy fish soup?) because I somehow ended up ranting to my mom about how much I hate “people who use other people.”
-Realized my mom was as cool as me.
-Realized that I wasn’t cool at all.
-Realized my mom might be cooler than me.
-Inward sobs.
-Picked up sister from high school all the while singing “Cooler than Me.” Car got bombarded with three high school kids who chased after my sister like awkward puppies. Realized that my sister had more game than I did back then. And now.
-Inward sobs.
-Self defense mechanism kicked in. Reassured myself that I was prettier.
-It didn’t change anything.
-Inward sobs.
-Got our nails done. Toes looked like cherries. Felt bad for the Vietnamese lady who had to give a pedicure to the woman with wrinkly grandma feet. Felt equally bad for the woman with wrinkly grandma feet; the Vietnamese lady used gloves.
-Went to Target. Bought a pair of boots and a Christian CD.
-Went to Chick-fil-A (my sister needed her nugs.).
-Got lost. Somehow. In my own neighborhood.
-Got home safe.
-Went to meet up with the most amazing friend ever (you can thank me later…)! Ate at Panda Buffet.
-Went home. Felt the Chinese food and grease mixing horrendously in my stomach. It was worth it.
-Drove sister to Friday Night Fellowship at her church. In the car, she took $20 from me.
-Sitting on bed writing this. While on gmail.

During most of the driving that went on today, I was praising the Lord in the car. Yup, I’m a lame-o.

But seriously, “You Never Let Go” and “Heaven Come Down” are funkin’ (remember that word?) ah-may-zing.

I hope nothing else interesting happens for the next few hours before this day is over because than I’d be forced to edit this entry.